Unicorn Dogs - Closer to Death LP

Coming July 24th

The brand new record! First 30 orders come with a free pair of cheapo 3D glasses

If you liked Age Typical Junk Behavior, you're gonna love Closer to Death. Or maybe you haven't heard the first record so add that to the cart while you are at it!

Real human band with real human songs and real human cover art and layout. No ai used in the making of this record.

READ THIS: I am shipping in recycled LP mailers because I have a ton of them piled up (it might even have a sticker from another label in it!). The benefit to you is that I am only charging the literal postage amount ($5.22) . If you want a brand new LP mailer, add one to the cart as a separate item and you can have your precious brand new box.